This is "fan" fiction for the book Fifty Shades Of Grey.
It is based on one the worst I books I capitulated between enjoying and hating; Fifty Shades Of Grey. It is the literary equivalent of the second Sex And The City movie, which I may accidentally watch again. The following excerpts are written from the perspective of "Christian Grey". He is the main character in the original book, that is generally narrated by the female lead, Anastasia Steele.
It was just another day in Seattle, grey, like my eyes. I remember to look in the mirror and see if they’ve changed at all. It’s a 3 minute walk across the office, where I have a mirror the size of an elephant. I should get a segway for my office- I am so rich. “Mr. Grey, Miss Steele is here to see you.” the obedient voice of a top heavy blonde comes over the intercom. “Send her in...” my tone gets soft and foreboding before I add “baby”. Sometimes I just have to say it- all the time. I get lost in my love for the word, when the door to my office opens and a lithe beauty trips in. Oh, she isn’t coordinated at all, what a clumsy baby (see.). I am captivated and swelling at the sight of her. She flushes under my powerful gaze- her face is suddenly a soiled tampon. If I were a vampire, I would bite her- hey, who am I kidding? I’ll bite her anyway. I’ll bite that baby.
[To Be Continued...]
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